welcomes you to the
house of dog
Confess your canine crimes to receive redemption… and maybe some free dog food.
Enter
I got really hungry and ate all the sardines meant for her food.
I referred to myself as mummy in public the other day. I swear he looked embarrassed.
Told him the beach was closed today
Every day I go to work and pat someone else’s dog
She was asleep on my foot and I moved. I’m a monster
I laughed when he ran into the glass door. Hard.
Your Confession
Keep it under 500 characters. Keep it real. Keep it hilarious.